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Hey, U have seem to have stumbled upon my page.GO AWAY jk ( or am i ).

These are quotes said by a few made up people.
I dont care if u read them or not... i just took a while to find them and put them on my page but okay if u dont want to read i dont care..
( actually i care a bit but fine dont read them but if u have read this far u have enough time to read all these quotes so go ahead even if u just read 1 )


Now I may be an idiot, but there is one thing I am not, sir, and that, sir, is an idiot
- Pete
Operator quick give me the number for 911
-Homer Simpson
(Meeting Aliens) Please dont eat me. i have a wife and kids eat them
-Homer Simpson
I want to share something with you: The three little sentences that will get you through life.
Number
1: Cover for me.
Number
2: Oh, good idea, Boss!
Number
3: It was like that when I got here.
- Homer Simpson
Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?
- Homer Simpson
When I look at the smiles on all the children's faces, I just know they're about to jab me with something
- Homer Simpson

Just because
Peter: Oh my God, Brian, there's a message in my alpha-bits, it says "Ooooooo"
Brian: Peter, those are cheerios.


Peter: I'm not afraid of anything, I laugh in the face of Death. See HAHAHAHA.
Death: Oh great! Thanks a lot. As if it wasnt already hard enough to fit in.


Genie: I am here to grant you three wishes.
Lois: Peter, three wishes. Oh this is so exciting.
Meg: I want a new hat.
Chris: I want a new hat.
Stewie: I want them to have new hats!


Head Scout: You've got three days to earn a badge.
Peter: Three days! That's tomorrow! We gotta get going.


Lois: Peter, why would they make you presidesnt?
Peter: Maybe it's because I can recite all 50 states in a quarter of a second - RARF!
Lois: Peter, that was just a loud yelping noise.